All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Nancy Del'olio had an excuse for dancing badly at the weekend - someone attacked her dress prior to her performance: "The dress was hanging with all the others on the communal rail outside the dressing room area. After having her make-up done Nancy went to collect it and saw it had had water chucked all over it. It was drenched. Also the hem had been altered, it was fraying. Nancy was stunned. She was asking ‘Whodunnit?’ but no one had any answers. It was pretty strange. The wardrobe department tidied up the worst of the damage but it disarmed Nancy. She felt it badly hampered her dance"... That Johnny Depp has learned nothing from Kristen Stewart... Of being photographed, the actor said: "Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Raped... It feels like a kind of weird - just weird, man"... What's more weird is the inability for actors to use the more friendly term of "violated" rather than "raped" when they describe merely being photographed for a living... That Johnny Depp used to attend Scientology meetings 'cause they paid him... That Kat Von D seems surprised that Jesse James might cheat on her... That Alan Partridge had a great time signing his book, We Need To Talk About Alan, at Waterstone's in Piccadilly yesterday...
