All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Beyonce Knowles is practically perfect in every way - even her pregnancy is a tickling her silly: "I am having so much fun, it has been the most fun time now that it has been announced. It was really difficult to conceal. But now I can be proud and excited about it, I'm having so much fun shopping - it's great!"... That's not Danny from The Coronaslinking arms with Laura Whitmore at London Fashion Week (see all the latest photos, featuring Kanye West, Fearne Cotton, Whitney Port (in a storm trousers), Holly Willoughbaps and her sister, Jessie J's eye-melting capris, Kelly Brook, Dannii Minogue, Anna Wintour's leggy daughter, fashion blogger The Fashion Turd? Sienna Miller and the rest of the usuals)...That Bill Bailey, Claire Skinner (Outnumbered), Arabella Weir and Alexander Armstrong are due to appear in the Christmas (apologies) edition of Doctor Who... That Charlie Sheen tuned in to see the Two and a Half Men premiere on Monday night... Sheen tweeted: "Surrounded by friends and watching the premier of Two and a Half Men. Odd... But cool..! So far a lot of laughs!!"... That Kutcher's debut, which saw him roam around topless alot, pulled in 27.8million viewers... That Peaches Geldof has openly dissed James Franco's collection of short stories, saying it was "a brazen Raymond Carver rip-off... Everyone said the same thing. I enjoyed it but it was easy to spot who had influenced him and the classes he'd gone to. The people lauding it are his friends"... So, why is Peaches banging on about a book published over a year ago? Well, she has her own collection of short stories to promote: "I feel like I have my own voice now. When you find your own voice it becomes a joy to write - you no longer have the ghosts of your literary heroes hanging around. I think I've got to that point but I don't think, dare I say it, James Franco has yet"... That Bryce Dallas Howard has some thoughts on that Sperm Bank rejecting redheads...

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