All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Mark Owen's wife, Emma, has kicked him out of the family home following his revelations... That Mark's mistress of five years (which is pretty much the same duration of his relationship with Emma), Neva Hanley, played a virgin in "a dodgy metal video" for a band called Wizard something or other, so desperate was she for limelight... That 160 people have been arrested after riots outside a Metallica concert in Colombia... That Amy Winehouse has landed a four season contract with Fred Perry designs... That Bar Refaeli got a letter off Israeli militants saying: "It is not by chance you were born Jewish. Your grandmother and her grandmother did not dream one of their descendants would remove future generations from the Jewish people. Come to your senses. Don't marry Leonardo DiCaprio"... That Justin Timberlake was spotted cosying up to a "go-go dancer"/glorified stripper in Las Vegas's Tao nightclub... That James Brown's body has gone for a hop, according to one of his many offspring: " LaRhonda Pettit, one of James’ illegitimate daughters, claims the body of the ‘Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag’ singer has gone missing to prevent her carrying out an autopsy to determine the true cause of his death. LaRhonda, 48, is convinced James was actually killed by people trying to get his money. She said: 'My daddy's body has disappeared. I have no clue where it was taken, but I need to know where. I'm convinced his death was suspicious and I want the people responsible brought to justice. The only way to do that is to exhume his body and have an autopsy. I cannot understand why one was never conducted'"... One probably was, but she can't remember given he died four years ago... That hairdresser Ken Paves keeps hogging the camera during filming of Jessica Simpson's The Price of Beauty: "Ken went along on the trip to do Jess' hair, but it was impossible to get him out of the shot when taping began... They don't want people to think it's a show about a hair dresser"... That Katherine Heigl is so determined to leave Grey's Anatomy that she's failed to come back to set after her allotted maternity leave: "The Grey's Anatomy actress, who was scheduled to return to the set on March 1 after spending three months of leave with adopted daughter Nancy Leigh, is now believed to be quitting the show"... That, following rumours of an appearance last week, Ryan Tubridy's having Crystal Swing on tonight's Late Late Show. Also performing are Boyzone, while Liz Hurley is on to plug something or other... That I can not WAIT for the day when I don't have to hound a landlord / apartment management company / landlord / apartment management company to do something for me, like get a bleedin' parking permit... That the latest installment of AranMan is in, and it's not pretty...

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