All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Cheryl Cole is now blaming Simon Cowell for her divorce, not all the blondes Ashley kept occupied in hotel rooms: "Cheryl blames Simon Cowell and others for convincing her to split with Ashley after he slept with other women, which is just the sort of ridiculous thing an insane woman would say when she’s about to take back her awful ex." The News of the World also claims "that Cheryl has told Ashley that she blames herself for their break up and says it’s her who needs to change". A source speaking to The Mirror added: "Cheryl knows it's a case of when and not if she will go back to him. She has got to the point where she doesn't care whether other people think she’s mad. But she has to sort her life out first." Seemingly she garbled to a mate: "For the first time I felt normal again. It was as if we'd wound the clock back two years"... to when he was doing the hairdresser?... That JK Rowling is to appear on the BBC version of Who Do You Think You Are. Also undertaking the challenge is Larry Lamb, Dot off EastEnders, Alan Carr, Tracey Emin and Richard Madeley... That Jessie J gets death threats "I've had people say: 'I wanna kill you and your family’. Death threats. I've had people say I hope you get HIV and throat cancer at the same time. They say I look like a drag queen"... That Charlie Sheen's final goddess, Natalie Kenly, has left him: "Kenly is believed to have left the former Two and a Half Men actor's home last week, according to TMZ. The website claims that Sheen was not upset by her departure but did ask that she return a Mercedes that he had gifted her"... That Karen Gillan was found naked in a New York hotel corridor "after a night of partying in April"... A permanent resident of The Ace Manhattan told Digital Spy he heard someone trying to get into his room and went to investigate: "I went to the peephole and looked out. I saw a man at the lift who was looking back at someone who was attempting to open my door. The next thing I saw was a woman giving this person at my door two towels before getting into the lift and leaving. Then I saw this young woman, completely naked, trying to wrap two towels around her and not having much luck. She then started to whimper and knock on my door. Seeing that she wasn't getting anywhere, she lay down with the towels covering her. I never saw Lady Godiva again"... That Georgia Salpa and Calum Best commenced their planned domination of the UK by appearing together at the London premiere of Transformers... Georgia tried to impart her intention to become an actress by sporting one of the drapes from the Gaiety... That Peter Falk, AKA Columbo, has died aged 83... ABC news reports: "'Falk died peacefully at his Beverly Hills home in the evening of June 23, 2011' according to the statement. Falk is survived by his wife, Shera, of 34 years and two daughters from a previous marriage"...

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