Usually of a day there's at least one gossip story you stumble across which makes you think: "Nah, not having that. Some frenzied sub-editor threw that sh*t together right there." Yesterday, it was the tale of Lindsay Lohan turning down HeatherGraham's Hangover role. Today, it involves Kylie Minogue sourcing staff for an eatery in the Costa Brava... presumably when she's not attending Paris Fashion Week.

This piece of questionable reporting comes from The Mirror: "We hear tensions are simmering between Kyls, 41, and Hernandez Velencosa, father of her model fella Andres(AKA Olivier Martinez part deux), at the seaside winebar in the unfortunately named Tossa de Mar, on the Costa Brava. Says our kitchen sauce - sorry source: 'Andres' dad has been having great difficulty finding staff. Kylie is keen to get in with the in-laws so she volunteered to narrow down applicants. But it's a family business and there are concerns she's stepping on a few toes. On top of this, her interview technique is not exactly thorough and a lot of applicants are simply coming to stare at their idol'. We're sure they'd be lucky, lucky, lucky to work there." *Smacks head off keyboard*

D'you know what's most upsetting? These tw*ts get flown to far flung spots to report on The Oscars, Cannes. Glastonbury...