Wow. I held off on doing a Paris Fashion Week gallery yesterday 'cause I assumed there would be more action over the last 24 hours. Wrong. Lady GaGa's appearance at the Muglar show has still to be outshone, especially since she was in mortal danger of snapping an ankle.

As for the other celebrities larking about, we have Daisy Lowe and the very pretty Leigh Lezark, Mirand Kerr's legs, Orlando Bloom's legs in leather pants, quiff man, more fruit from the loins of Jagger, and that's yer lot. Oh, sorry, there's also the Internet's F***wit 100. Paltry, isn't it. I expect more from you, Paris. OK, you had the female of the moment prowling around in her pants, but that's not necessarily unique to you.

In order to beef up the gallery, I've included runway shots from Anne Valerie Hash's collection (platform heels are still a goer for autumn/winter) and that of Rochas (in this case, the footwear is beyond wrong. Poor little piggies will be well chilly, that and they're just a bit rank looking).

Fin.