'I'm Not Actually Ginger, So I Get The Last Laugh...'

There are so many things wrong with the following story I can't think straight.

OK, here we go (with yet another "gingerist" fuelled rant). When asked how she felt when Liam Gallagher said of Florence Welch: "I'm not having someone with ginger hair making music", Paloma Faith responded: "I reckon he secretly loves gingers. A lot of girls have ginger pubes who don't have ginger hair. I think that's the problem. Maybe his wife's got that."

Firstly, there's no point in dwelling on what Liam Gallagher said, for he's the epitome of the ignorant, talentless, boarish apes who spew such mindless slurs. Secondly, Florence Welch is not "ginger", she is a titian-haired goddess. In fact, no one with red hair is "ginger" because (and I'm aware of repeating myself, but it's obviously a necessity) ginger is BEIGE, with a propensity to turn a slight pink when pickled. But, of course, if you're thick you're probably blissfully unaware of that fact. Go get some sushi and enlighten yourself. Thirdly, the nether foliage utterance? Not sure where she were going with that, but all she succeeded in doing is springing the visual of Liam Gallagher guffawing at Nicole Appleton's improbably russety minge attempting to play the lute... Oh, she also managed to further perpetuate the notion that anything at all "ginger", even those objects that spend 98% of their time out of public view, are not to be tolerated. Best not encounter any unshaven Celts, Paloma, they've all got a delightful sprinkling of gold thread in their beards.

According to Digital Spy, when asked if she had encountered "anti-ginger prejudice" herself, she said: "Yes, but I'm not actually ginger, so I get the last laugh. My hair's brown but I'm into that 1950s pin-up stuff and you can only have blonde, red or black hair. I only really get anti-ginger comments (from small-minded, insecure, basic ignorami) on YouTube. Someone was offended my hair and eyebrows didn't match."

"I'm not actually ginger, so I get the last laugh"... How is going out of your way to have your hair dyed red (presumably to get noticed), thus leaving yourself open to being a target for the last "acceptable" form of racism, getting the last laugh exactly? At least have the balls to stand up for your adopted hue instead of mumbling "I'm not actually ginger." If not, bugger off back to your natural hair colour, sweet cheeks, see how far that'll get you.