Marion Cotillard and Kate Winslet: The caption says it all.

Miley Cyrus: A Zuhair Murad gown, taking a scale out of Marion Cotillard's Oscar 2008 dress.

Jessica Beil: "I hope Justin's OK. Why did he start hugging me about the waist and bosom before I left the house, pressing his face against my butt, lamenting my "lost form"? It's PRADA, I can't look that shapeless...

Evan Rachel Wood: "Well, at least my face is colourful. I can't see anyone giving me sh*t about wearing too much make up today!"

Beyonce: In one of her own House of Deron creations. In summary: the local Chinese wants it's wall hanging back.

Frieda Pinto: The colour might be nice, but this Galliano gown looks deflated.

Sarah Jessica Parker: Who knew Dior Couture could make a pair of breasts resemble a tubular shelf? Still, at least Matthew looks happy(ish), for once.

Marisa Tomei: Stunning in Versace Atelier

Anne Hathaway: Despite being a bit on the skinny side (she's now being styled by Rachel Zoe, shocker) she managed to deploy what appears to be a very energetic headbutt of happiness when Kate Winslet was announced Best Actress. It's worth checking out tonight's footage on RTE2 from 9.00pm.

Natalie Portman: Pretty, if a little blinding, in pink.

Satsuki Mitchell: Speaking of blinding...

Angelina Jolie: *snores*

Amy Adams: Rigid in Caroline Herrera. And, when it comes to make up, less would work better on her face.

Heidi Klum: This Roland Mouret swatch is possibly the worst thing entertainment.ie's ever seen her in - bar that time she got dressed up as Hindu goddess Kali.

Vanessa Hudgens: Would've looked better on Sophia Loren.

Penelope Cruz: Just the right side of flouncey

Tilda Swinton: At least she managed to grapple with some lippy this year.

Queen Latifa: Not sure what's going on with girlfriend's left hooter.

Jennifer Aniston: "I'm at the Oscars - WHEEEEEE!" etc.