This is very creepy. Even by Michael Lohan's standards...
Lindsay's doting father is (reportedly) telling people he is going to intentionally fall off the wagon to get himself checked into the Betty Ford clinic to be close to her, according to TMZ. The supposed reason why the 50-year-old has threatened to do this is because every time he goes to visit Lindsay in rehab (usually outside of visiting hours, 'cause he's thoughtful like that) she refuses to see him. I can't imagine why. I mean, it's not like he'd smuggle in a midget camera crew via his pocket or anything. He'd just have them hang around outside and then give a hyper-exaggerated blow-by-blow account of what his daughter said. He'd then pose for photographs before emailing copies of snaps he secretly took of his daughter on his camera phone. Frankly, Lindsay's being totally unreasonable...
According to the website, Michael is going to turn up at the centre and demand admission and he is even willing to stage his own arrest to show everyone how much he cares about his daughter... He will reportedly try one more time to see her, but if she refuses to see him, he will go back, get drunk and make a scene.'Cause that's daddy being productive. He should bare his chest, roar his head off, and get beaten up while vomiting loudly 'cause she needs that on her mind too at the minute.
Right, Michael, for fear you're reading (unlikely but sure we'll give it a whirdle), let's spell this out for you: You're a self-centred, self-serving, pathetic excuse of a "father", and albatross of a being who's consistently willing to cause more damage than good if it means garnering a sliver of attention because you appear to be a wanton sponge of a man intent sucking the life out of anything that takes your fancy. If your equally toxic ex-wife had granted your children an upbringing out of the spotlight, thus rendering them average souls, would you be as assed? Unlikely. You've had your chance, now bugger off and live with the consequences. Twat.
