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Love Receives Barring Order. Still Can't Zip It.

17-year-old Frances Bean has reportedly asked for a restraining "barring her mother from contacting her." So Courtney takes this an invitation to divulge further details on the internet. Here's the latest instalment from Facebook:

"this is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and its not Frances! i am angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears (stop being a weirdo then), she should go be a writer or an a...rtist wich i support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it. and i very uch miss my daughter being a private person, and i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it, get her house and get her school and thats all ive ever wanted."

Since we haven't heard a bean from Frances's new guardians, those being her dad's mother and sister (OK, her uncle blabbed, but sure there's always one), all I can say is - bloody lay off the internet ramblings, Love. Especially when there's only the dregs of The X Factor and Tiger Woods's wang on offer. People will have no option but to pick up on your self-made circus (whether they like it or not) if you lay it out on the webbernet for the world to see.

In short, sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.