Christ that was nail-gnawing stuff. I'm not even taking the piss. Although when they let that wailing tumbleweed from Albania through I thought "they have to let blonde twins wearing Gay Knights in Atlantis Space Suits through, surely?!
They risked electrocution between the tinkling shower feature, the foil suits, and all the tumbling about on a rubber mat what was all bunched at the corner (1:45 min in below vid) in a bid to trip (probably) Edward up. Then they had them drenched themselves under the waterfall; what if Edward forgot to drop his microphone before he dived in?!
Speaking of Edward (if I was made choose one, it would be him. John is a finely honed PR machine, but Edward comes across with tips on how to smuggle turtles across the Tunisian border in sandwiches, which probably explains this idea…), he has a simple plan to ensure we win on Saturday after nabbing the final spot during last night's semier. He wants us all to fly to "Eastern Europe."
Speaking last night, he said: "We'd like all our fans and everyone in Ireland to get a cheap flight to Eastern Europe and get €50 phone credit and vote for us on Saturday."
Failing that, they'd like us to throw a party: "We want all of Ireland to get behind us for the final. Organise a Eurovision party, make a Jedhead and sing along to 'Waterline'. We're going to go out there and make Ireland proud…We knew we'd rock Edzerbaijohn! Thanks to all our awesome fans for voting for us. We're going to go out there on Saturday night and do our best for a Jepic win."
Everyone now, "I am close to the, Wat-her-liiihiine, I thought that I'd been over maah head for the last tiihiime. AAAAH am close toooh the, Wat-her-liiihiine, and the way I'm lovhin' huuuur now, I know this is where the soooong goes downhill a bit… but we'll let that goooo, 'cause this is one of the feeew good things, we've got gooohinnng on with the country aaaht the moooohment, WHOOO!!!! *cartwheels*"
#ThankYouJedward
