Jack's Back in The Box

Extra! Extra! Jack Tweed's actually spilled details about his first one night stand since the death of his wife... read all about it... 'cause he clearly wants you to. To top things off nicely, it was with a glamour model. But he felt bad about it afterwards, so that makes the action of doing it, and talking about it during an interview with New! Magazine, all OK.

Of his dalliance with "glamour model Lisa O'Connor" (who's also known the innocent joy of bedding Russell Brand), the 22-year-old said he made his way back to her apartment (he fails to mention the date, I'm assuming about three months ago) "after drinking a lot of vodka and shots. I can't remember it at all. I'd had so much to drink that night and I'm a bloke and these things happen. It's all very blurry. I can't remember any details... I didn't stay the night. I had started to sober up and left after it happened. I felt so guilty that I started crying when I went home. I regretted it so much. I felt dirty and sick. No offence to her (none taken, I'm sure. Sure didn't she get her name in the papers because of it), but it's the circumstances. I shouldn't have done it." And got paid money to talk about it in a magazine interview.

"I'm a bloke and these things happen." Aaaahh, that ole corker. Way to fly the flag for your gender, there, Jack.