Harry Potter Star Smokes Dope at Session, Shocker

The following comes from some randomer called Wadia Tazi. The 26-year-old spilled his beans to The Mirror about attending a "party" which featured an intoxicated Daniel Radcliffe (he's 20, by the by). Said party was thrown by Laura O'Toole, Radcliffe's reputed on/off girlfriend, in her Camden flat:

"Most of the beer had already gone and people were tucking into pizzas. Daniel looked spaced out and away with the fairies. He didn't want us to recognise him. When I said he looked like that actor in Lord of the Rings (Elijah Wood), he got a bit funny and said, 'No, that's not me'. He looked pretty uncomfortable (not sure why, Wood is quite attractive for a Hobbit). I didn't recognise him as he looked so different to what I expected from the films. When my friend told me who he was, I was shocked. He was really friendly and talking about his dad a bit. Then he pulled out a huge joint and lit up. Daniel said he loved it. He seemed happy that neither of us knew who he was. At one point a girl dragged him away, saying, 'Come on Daniel, follow me. You don't trust me, do you?' She pulled him into the toilet and started drawing a huge comedy beard on his face... Laura was very protective. She said Daniel had a reputation to protect and couldn't ruin it (don't let bleedin' strangers into your house then). I presume she meant by being seen smoking. I said I didn't know what she was talking about. But almost immediately afterwards she and Daniel left."

And almost immediately after that, I went to the papers with my little story. They had a field day with the photos of him I took on my phone, and the sub editors went bananas with the myriad of 'pot' related puns. The end.