Aaaaaand back to the Golden Globes. Whaddaya mean you're sick of them, we've not been to the after parties yet?! You also probably didn't see these ones of Angelina straightening Brad's tie or administering her own lip gloss from presumably an industrial sized tube.
After parties are funny. You've got the over excited, the inebriated, invariably simpHiltons A and B, the Seacrest, The Griffin, vacuous English exports A and B, Shannon Doherty's thigh, those just there for the beer, and - if you're lucky - someone who was actually at the awards. And, if you're really lucky, someone who was at the awards who went to the trouble of changing her frock. The Weinstein after party had all such elements. Guy Pearce, Emma Roberts, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jane Seymour, Minnie Driver, Diane from Trainspotting; Rachel Zoe, Bruce Willis, and Fiddy were also in attendence.
The HBO after party was a quieter affair (apart from the appearance of Hayden Panetierre's tit tape), namely attended by those in HBO programmes - and Olivia Wilde, who was determined to haul her oversized delight all over town. Expect to also see Zach Braff, Leighton Meester, Chris Noth, Anne Heche, Julia Ormond, Cheryl Hines, Julianna Marguiles, Jon Voight, and Piddy.
Whatever about after parties and the hum of desperation that can attach itself no matter how hard the organisers try to shirk it, they'll never stoop to the guest list of The Golden Globes Viewing Party... attended by Tara Reid. Phoebe Price. Michael Lohan... and Bombshell McGee's hoop.
