This is actually his house. Has been for 20 years. That's also his fridge, even though he doesn't really seem to know much about it. Like where it is (thankfully it's got a glass door so he can tell where it is). And that's his coffee/vodka cup he's so naturally cradling. In fact, the only thing it's missing is an open log fire. Oh, no, there it is. 'Cause, again, everyone needs one of them during the daytime in L.A.

For those of you unable to watch 17 minutes of George Clooney - lurking beside a massive kitchen counter top and/or his bookcase, and/or one of his many bars - talking about how he attracts dogs and studio executives by "rubbing meatballs" on his shoes, the lovely folk at Vanity Fair are offering a synopsis of what he says. They've got to great pains to cut out any of the funny bits

Kitchen: "Here come on in the kitchen... This is where I order food delivered."

Refrigerator: "There’s some lady that makes salads for me... salads and some sort of a juice thing because, you know, one of my New Year’s Eve resolutions was to eat better and to do one of those cleanses. I’m really glad I did that."

Living Room: "This [decorating] is not my choice. My friend Randy Gerber came in and said, ‘Listen, your house looks like a frat house and it’s time to be a grown-up.’"

J.F.K. Exhibit (actually a photo and two ties): "Here's a cool thing. I got a call from a reporter who said that a friend of hers was clearing out their garage and they had a bunch of Kennedy memorabilia that she would like to sell. So, my assistant and I went over to just go through a garage full of things, and it was original invitations to the inauguration and the most amazing stuff I’ve ever seen in my life. They were nice enough to give me a couple of President Kennedy’s ties for that. I really enjoy having them."

Pet: “That's Einstein, that's my dog. I was given the dog from a lovely shelter, but they’d gotten it from a place where they take ’em out. He's a fun dog."

Screening Room: "This is the screening room. There’s a popcorn machine, which is important."

What's also important is campaigning for Oscars. What are you going to invite us into Brad? *crosses fingers* Your pants?

You can see the video of George Clooney's gaff in BOTW. By the by, did you know we're giving away a signed George Clooney poster?