DWTS Line Up Revealed
31 August 2010Dancing With the Stars, i.e. the slightly more spangly American cousin of the weirdly titled Strictly Come Dancing, has revealed its celebrity line up this year. And it's a doozy...
As previously reported, The Hoff has indeed gone from judging America's Got Talent to being judged on DWTS. Where did it all go wrong, David, Where did it all go wrong. Ah, yes, at the mini bar.
Joining him among the male contingency is Jersey Shore's Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Kurt Warner, Kyle Massey, Rick Fox, and... Michael Bolton.
Maybe there'll be some outstanding talent among the female participants... Brandy, Jennifer Grey, Margaret Cho, Audrina Patridge, Florence Henderson and... Bristol Palin.
Honestly, if pressed, I'd only be interested in watching the Bolton (especially if he cultivates his signature mullet for the series), and Jennifer Grey's scarily unrecognisable face busting out some Dirty Dancing moves.
As for the inclusion of Bristol Palin; how it didn't work out between her and the not-at-all fame mongering Levi Jonston really is complete mystery...
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Sheena
Nope. Scarily. I find how her nose job rendered her face unrecognisable scary.
Posted 31/08/2010 15:19:29
Paul
Michael Bolton? THE Michael Bolton? The legend? Wow, on one hand, i'm wondering what the hell he's doing on it, on the other hand, i'm bleedin' watching it :D Anyone know when it starts? *Goes to his CD shelf... Essential Michael Bolton, boo yah*
Posted 31/08/2010 16:03:56
Paul
Jennifer Grey? Wasn't she Flashdance?
Posted 31/08/2010 16:04:56
Keith
Dancing With The (Z-Listers who wish to once again climb that alphabetic hierarchy of fame to claim their additional 15 minutes) Stars...
Posted 31/08/2010 21:26:48
Paul
Michael Bolton's not a Z lister >;-(
Posted 31/08/2010 22:04:21
sickofcherylcole
Guess Derek could'nt convince them to allow Cheryl to take part. Hmm, I wonder why?
Posted 31/08/2010 23:39:45
Zuzu
Apologies Sheena, my stupid brain misread the scarily for scarcely! and I agree, took me a while to recognise her when she was in friends as mindy
Posted 01/09/2010 00:40:36
Keith
@ Paul - Michael Bolton may not be a Z-Lister, but he's certainly no A-List celebrity?
Posted 01/09/2010 16:34:32
Paul
@Keith, Michael Bolton is one of the biggest selling male artists of all time. I'm pretty sure that warrants A-list status.
Posted 01/09/2010 23:51:59
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