Chris Brown Thinks Rihanna Should Zip It, Shocker

After Rihanna's interview with Dianne Sawyer, Chris Brown thought it was a brilliant idea to release this statement:

"While I respect Rihanna's right to discuss the specific events of February 8, I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us" ('cause who would want the world to know you viciously bit your girlfriend's ears and fingertips) I do appreciate her support and wish her the best. I am extremely sorry for what I did, and I accept accountability for my actions. At this point, I am taking the proper steps to learn about me and grow from my mistakes. I only hope that others in similar situations can learn from our experience as well. Abuse of any kind is always wrong. The rest I leave it to God."

'Cause God's handed everything to him on a plate up to this point.