Let's clear one thing up first, that's not a dodgy euphemism of some kind (or is it? Do read on *waggles eyebrows*). Secondly, nobody's sure if it actually happened, but it probably did as Chris Brown posted his photo on Twitter and then deleted it. 

He also posted the following, what appear to be, sentences along with the photo, but I can't understand what any of them mean:

N****s throwing bottles! Y'all n****z weak! OK N****s stand behind security!!!! Ok! U don't pay them enough... N****s hiding in the bathroom bitch ass n****s! And I'm the singer?... Bottles? It's nothing! Lol. N****s is p***y... How u party wit a rich n***a that hate? Lol.... Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!"

Because throwing bottles is more girlie than biting your girlfriend's fingertips while slamming her head into a car door.

Here's the back story, kindly provided by Digital Spy by way of MediaTakeOut: "Several witnesses have said that the bottle came from an area of the club where Brown's supposed rival Drake was present... According to MediaTakeOut, the incident occurred when Brown sent a bottle of champagne to Drake's table. It is alleged, but unconfirmed, that the bottle was then returned with a note reading: 'I'm f**king the love of your life, deal with it.' It is claimed that the note is referring to Rihanna, Brown's former partner who has recorded several tracks with Drake."

But that doesn't make any sense. It makes more sense to say that Drake and Chris have had an ongoing love affair, and now Drake's jealous over all the Rihanna and Chris are back together but not publicly rumours. 

Now that makes sense. 

P.S. No other outlets have bothered to make reference to the white material making itself known via Chris's right nostril, so I won't either. 

P.P.S. Chris Brown just happens to be releasing a single next Tuesday.