Celeb Couple Predictions for 2010: Clooney + Pitt

The ultimate showbiz bromance reaches its inevitable conclusion climaxing in Brad grabbing his matching leather Louis Vuitton's and leaving Angelina with the six kids dangling off her like a fresian in the parlour. After her recent astonishing confession of their open relationship, “I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other.” Brad takes this as his cue to fulfil his love for George, and they both agree to another Oceans movie to gain quality time with each other without raising the eyebrows of their respective partners. Brangelina is no more, but fear not because the buzzword portmanteau for 2010 will not be Jedward, Bennifer or Beraldine, but Gitt, or even better... *whispers* clit... Although male fans may have more difficulty searching for this one on Google.