Brace yourselves, people: Britney is pissed off, and taking out her previously pent-up angst on those who have wronged her by lyrically assaulting people with her new album. According to the beacon for journalistic integrity that is The Mirror, one song contains the lyrics: "Hey Mama, I know it's my cash you seek.. You know they treat me like an ATM, but y'all know that I'm too good for 'em." Which The Mirror has taken as her giving out to her Ma for stealing her money. They’ve also read into deep lyrics like: "I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad" as the crooner taking a pot shot at former beau Justin Timberlake - insinuating he wasn’t the first one to mow her lawn. We’re sure he’ll take time out from giving Jessica Biel one and being the most successful pop artist on the planet to care. The source that The Mirror is quoting also went on to say "These tunes will change the way people think about Britney". Riiiiight. Well, we think of her as a washed-up has-been, who courts the press in an overtly whorish manner, then complains when they write bad stuff about her. Did she write a song about that? - MS
