Or does she... *strokes chin*. Let's backtrack. The skitter-loving folk from Jackass, Johnny Knoxville, Party Boy, and even Steve-O (impressive considering he reportedly got arrested in Canada yesterday) rolled themselves out to see Britney partake in their infamous Poo Cocktail Supreme. All this was masterminded by producers at Jimmy Kimmel Live - cause popstars just can't strip down to their pants and jump around a stage anymore.

For those of you who've not seen Jackass 3D (which must be out on DVD or summat), the Poo Cocktail Supreme involves someone being trapped inside a portable toilet while it's vaulted skyward, therefore wildly scattering skitter and other bodily fluids about the place.

Britney seemed game for the stunt, chirpily stating - when questioned by Knoxville - that she wasn't afraid of "poo poo" or "pee pee" (comforting considering she's got two kids). We then seen Britney inside the toilet as it's launched, before emerging covered in water and one scrap of tissue. She then proceeds to jump on top of Preston Lacy and punch Knoxville in the gnads. You can watch the footage here (be warned, includes mandatory vomiting shot).

Oh, nooo hang on, WENN have ruined the mirage by stating "Spears had a stunt double on set to help with the scene." Jaysis, and there I was completely suckered in by the thought of Britney being thrown about an airborne plastic jacks without a safety harness.