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All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Ryan's having Cat Stevens/Yousef Islam and Michael Buble performing on The Late Late tonight... That he'll also be talking to Stevens/Islam about his first gig back in the spotlight, which took place in Dublin's O2... After failing to play many of his greatest hits, he was met with colourful heckles such as "PLAY PEACE TRAIN, YA F***IN' BALLIX!"... That Elin has told Tiger Woods he has to choose between her or golf: "Tiger will have to work long and hard to get her to trust him again. Quitting golf shows he is willing to sacrifice something he loves so much to protect his family"... That perhaps she should ask him to choose between her or the unending train of hussies... That a Las Vegas madame by the name of Michelle Braun has said: "He had a pretty big appetite for girls. He would request the college-cutie, girls-next-door look"... That one of the escorts in question, Holly Sampson, said of their one night stand after he "picked" her at a bachelor party in 2004: "Although I enjoyed our time together, I never was and never will be one of Tiger's mistresses. I resent being put in the same category as the other women," said the porn star... That mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel wants to sue one of the hens on The View for saying "Yeah, you can tell she's a hooker" during yesterday's show... Rachel's lawyer said her client "values her reputation and her reputation has been damaged..." And that's The View's fault... That Barbara Walters has ruffled a few feathers in the States... She aired a girl-on-girl kiss between Lady GaGa and a model, but then "she made a big deal about the fact that she wasn't going to show Adam Lambert's man-on-man kiss at the AMAs..." That Holly Madison is now dating Benji Madden... That Kendra Wilson has brought a baby boy into the world... That Madonna's crotch has been dropped as the face of Louis Vuitton... A Vuitton spokesperson, speaking on behalf of Madonna's mate Marc Jacobs, said: "After two seasons with such a huge star (/pain in the arse), Marc Jacobs decided to take a breather (from overindulged egos) and work with a model - and not just any model. It's the choice of a new supermodel"... Said supermodel is David Walliams's new bird, 25-year-old Lara Stone... That Ricky Gervais, when being interviewed for this weekend's edition of 60 Minutes, said he's "uncomfortable" with his new found riches: "It ruined it a bit... I am not proud of being rich"... That feeling could be readily rectified by giving it away to charity... Or the Irish exchequer... That Dave Gahan's stiiiiiiill got it...

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