That this deposit of Rumours will include Speidi getting verbally whipped; Mercy's close bond with Madonna; Megan Fox talking about Rain and singledom; Peter Andre's new career; and Cheryl Cole's taste.......................................... That the Eau de Bovine debacle has taken on new dimensions, what with Piers Morgan being pictured at the launch of Flame at Selfridges... It still makes no sense, and don't get me started on the size of the bottle... That Piers is now claiming the body is his, saying rumours his head had been superimposed onto the body of a model were "wild media speculation"... He even went to far as to add the picture was "un-airbrushed"... He also said "I've waited 44 years for this"... to have a really elaborate w**k?... That Peter Andre has been offered over £1.1million to appear in a Bollywood movie... That, of being lambasted by presenter Al Roker on the Today Show (he called Speidi "self-entitled brats"), Heidi Montag said he was: "incredibly rude and was verbally assaulting me... I would warn any people, especially women, who are going on the show to watch out for him. I just thought he did weather. I thought he was coming to tell me it's sunny in New York"... Spencer added: "I never in my wildest dreams thought a weatherman would treat us like we just rigged the Iranian election"... The Pratt keeps abreast of the news, who knew?... That Megan Fox announced she's split from Brian Austen Green (again) and yesterday'sLondon premiere of Transformers 2: "I'm currently what you would call single I guess... There is this Korean Justin Timberlake named Rain and I'm really on his situation now. I'm trying to fix this up. I'm working hard"... That Madonna has flown over a nanny to collect Mercy from Malawi... That Cheryl Cole spent £14k on a Mini Hummer for Ashley... A source told The Daily Mail: "Ashley loves his motors and thought the Mini Hummer would be the perfect way to get around the grounds of their estate, so Cheryl decided to surprise him and treat him to one. It's a lot of fun and a bit of a statement"... about their wonderful taste and love of the environment... That you know the story with Caught Out...
