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World Premiere of VD: Roberts, Alba, Biel, Kutcher in Attendence
09 February 2010
The romcom fodder was out in force last night for the World Premiere of Pay to Feel Inadequate on The Most Stilted/Malign Day of The Year. It also goes by the name Valentine's Day. What we have here, ladies and gents, is a collection of some of the largest mouths in acting today. There are the two Jessicas, Beil and Alba, followed by Jennifer Garner, who was just pipped to the post by Anne Hathaway's massive yapper. Then there's the reigning queen of cavernous faces orifices...
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Vernon Kay is a Cliche, Shocker
09 February 2010
Bruce Forsyth's lanky lovechild has been sending explicit text messages to a 23-year-old page three merchant - eight months after his wife, Tess Daly, gave birth to his second child. Our survey says this is a clear case of "Hmmmm, my wife probably earns more than me. Is more visually appealing than me. She's even a fancy underwear model. She's also brought two children into the world... I must reinforce my dwindling self-confidence by jeopardising...
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Dr. Conrad Pleads Not Guilty
09 February 2010
Dr Conrad Murray arrived in court yesterday to face allegations that he had a part to play in the death of Michael Jackson. In case you've missed all the column inches and radio air play that this case has received over the last few days, Dr Murray was to be charged with the involuntary manslaughter of the King of Pop and now it's time to see if he will be found guilty or not guilty. When the judged asked how he pleaded, Dr Murray answered "Not...
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All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
08 February 2010
That everyone's talking about Gerard Butler joining Jennifer Aniston in Mexico for her "pre-birthday beach getaway" gathering... Everyone else is talking about Angelina and Brad being photographed together at yesterday's Superbowl... That Lady Gaga reportedly believes the spirit of her dead aunt lives inside her: "I thought I was gonna die (due to hoofing a load of coke into her on a...
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Married Jessica Alba Doesn't Agree With Marriage... But Kind of Does, Really
08 February 2010
"I had a hard time agreeing with marriage at all because I feel like it's been warped. Originally, it was two families coming together to make a stronger family. It was about survival - not love or soulmates. And now the way they market marriage - even as a kid through Disney movies - is that it's all about Prince Charming sweeping you off your feet. "There's this mentality that you need the big dress and the big day - the day every girl gets to be a princess. I didn't agree...
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What a Load of Eyes...
08 February 2010
The year's most contrived day is coming upon us. We were planning on taking refuge behind closed doors until Sunday puts an end to itself. However, we have since received a random promotional email (we've a feeling it's a thinly veiled advertisement for Ultralase), which makes us want to launch ourselves at potential mates with the aid of a tape measure. If you're looking for lurve, it's all in the eyes apparently: "Using eye reading techniques, (makey uppy profession alert)...
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Cole Tops 'Ideal Teacher' Poll
05 February 2010
I feel for kids nowadays... fear mostly, as they're the ones that'll be tending to me in my dotage. But there's also a bit of sorrow there regarding the pool of role models they have to choose from. For example, if I were asked in school who would be my ideal teacher, the list would've been a stellar gathering of wit, talent and rugged good looks, including Remington Steele, Lynda Carter, Michael Landon, Jimmy Savile, Lindsay Wagner, Poncherello, Philip off Bosco, Mary Fitzgerald,...
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All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
05 February 2010
That Kelly Brook said her recurring crime against beauty is: "Not seeing my waxer as much as I should! My boyfriend sometimes has to ask me to make an appointment"... That Kate Thornton's son has been using her to tip delivery men: "I was wearing pyjama bottoms with nothing underneath. I went to the door and as I was taking the mobile my son came up behind me and pulled them right down. The guy went, 'It's all right, it's all right, I didn't see...
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