.... really, it was all about Steven Tyler. We'll get to him in a minute. First, let's address Sofia Vergara's and Reese Witherspoon's equally iridescent dresses. Given how vigorously they were rubbing shoulders it's a wonder they didn't set each other alight. 
So, why were they swinging out of each other? The pair, who are in the midst of promoting their film Hot Pursuit, arrived at the 50th Academy Of Country Music Awards together last night after boarding a private jet - because that's what life is like for them.
Now to the dresses. Sofia's structured dress with beaded embellishments, while Reese's mirrored Jetson inspired guna came from the mind of David Koma.
And now, to the real star of the show. Mr. Steven Tyler. We applaud you and everything you do. Thank you for making us smile of a Monday.
Other stars in attendance who didn't quite make the same splash include Nick Jonas, Jamie Lynn Spears, and a random Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Taylor Swift was there too, but she dodged the red carpet.
