WARNING: This gallery is a bit jarring...

OK, we were surprised by the very obvious news that Ron Swanson off Parks And Recreation and Karen off Will And Grace are husband and wife. Just when you thought neither of them could be infinitely cooler.

Secondly, WTF is up with Rupert Grint's face? It's tough looking at little Ron Weasly look like he's a slave to the gear. It may be a simple case of him not washing off his stage make up properly. Either way, it's unsettling. Almost as unsettling as Stockard Channing's latest face (WHY, RIZZO, WHY?!)

Listen, I know nothing stops the passage of time, and we're all hostage to it (apart from Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick who've managed a stasis for the last 15 years, and Jason Patric [seriously, just give him a mullet and he could still be Michael off Lost Boys ) but we all deal with it differently. Some of us go down the Stockard route (for the record, she's 70), while the likes of Lori Petty wear it with ease... The OH nearly had a seizure when he realised that was her in series 2 of Orange Is The New Black, but she was 31 when she played Tank Girl...

As for Angela Lansbury, I'll have whatever she's having. 88, folks. 88. She's only been Jessica Fletcher for the past 150 years.