Don't worry, this post doesn't contain blurry footage of Kim and Kanye fornicating (that production would have a much bigger budget), rather just a blurry photo of the pre-fornication. Kim is so subtle, she teamed this snap with a peach and eggplant emoticons. Hey, she could've gone with a cucumber (assuming there's an emoji for that).
 


She chose to post this snap after she took a selfie of herself and North at bedtime, entitled "Reading books before bedtime!" Kim is so multifaceted that she take selfies while reading a book. Either way, it's advisable to remove all necklaces from toddlers before they go to sleep.


Enough with the dilly dallying! You're here to see Kanye dance to the Seinfeld theme tune. Here you go. Brace yourselves for pure poetry in motion. 


So popular was this mergence of Kanye busting some moves at the end of one of his shows at PFW arbitrarily with the Seinfeld theme tune that there is now an entire Instagram account devoted to such follies

Via Elle