Imagine. Brooklyn Beckham asks you on a dinner date, and you get bonus David Beckham "sitting five tables away." Where do we sign up?! That sounds a bit creepy, but there's no taking it back now. 

Between this, yesterday's underwear ad, and all the other videos being uploaded to his YouTube channel today, James Corden is really making the most of having David Beckham on his show.  

When asked about his parenting technique, Beckham didn't hold back - despite his now 16-year-old son sitting in the audience. It's safe to say, himself and Victoria favour the hands on approach... "It was when he was about 14 and a half, it was Valentine's Day, and he was like, 'I would love to take this girl for dinner'... I was like, 'Great, okay', and Victoria was like, 'Really?' She said, 'Okay, make sure you take him and then make sure you sit in the restaurant'".... So David took him to a sushi restaurant, made him sit at the counter, while he "sat about five tables away." 

For those looking for even more Beckham, here he is standing while not saying much, as James makes 'Celebrity Cell Phone Profile' the LONGEST SEGMENT EVER. Even Bob Odenkirk is like "Sheesh, I give up, whatever, I don't know who I sent it to..."