She also said that Madonna's version was "a piece of shit", so say hello to your new favourite celebrity feud.

Musical theatre legend and originator of the role of Eva Perón in 'Evita' on Broadway Patti LuPone was a guest on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens LIVE' and when a caller asked her if she ever had a conversation with Madonna about their respective roles as Eva Perón and it didn't take much for LuPone to offer up her critiques on the big screen version.

And you should know, when it comes to critiques, Patti LuPone does not mince her words.

"Madonna is a movie killer," she said, adding, "she’s dead behind the eyes. She cannot act her way out of a paper bag. She should not be in film or onstage. She’s a wonderful performer for what she does, but she is not an actress."

Somewhere, Ryan Murphy is furiously banging out a draft for 'Feud: Evitas'.