Seriously considering having a bridal shower just so I can invite Taylor Swift - she's very forthcoming in the present department. That and she sings a mean 'Going to the Bridal Shower' ditty.

Some background info. Gena, from Ohio, has been a fierce Taylor Swift fan since 2007, going to all her concerts and sending her fan mail, the usual. Naturally enough, Gena sent Taylor an invite to her pending nuptials, as one does. As it turns out, Taylor's busy the day of the wedding, but she decided to go to the Bridal Shower 'cause she's "never been to one. " Then this happened.

What superstar would you invite to a large family event (bar Christmas, too many fights)? Seriously considering sending a wedding invite to John Taylor right about now. You don't ask, you don't get.