Taylor looks part-ghost, part-crab, and part-inebriated in her latest headlining stunt.

The singer was previously filmed walked backwards to her car to avoid photographers, which again didn’t make much sense as she could barely balance in her high wedges:

 

We don’t exactly know why she thought this new move would ward away the paps but it is pretty amusing nonetheless:

 

Taylor just needs to find a more efficient and less weird-looking way to avoid the cameras, like wearing a paper bag on her head reading ‘I am not famous anymore’ a la Shia LaBeouf.