Apparently teaming wiggling hips and keen footballing skills (courtesy of father Gerard Pique) results in an INCREDIBLY cute toddler with the reading ability of a 3-year-old (just me? OK). And it's not just a couple of words, it's a good six words. Mui impressive, bebe!

In case you're wondering what Shakira is saying, a rough translation is "What does it say here, my love?"

Shakira is pregnant again... One of her 'close friends' says so anyway