WARNING: This mesmerising performance contains "actual cannibal" Shia LaBeouf. Prepare to be spellbound, tickled, TERRIFIED and slightly aroused. Headphones are mandatory if you're in the office, but if you've left them at home, it's OK 'cause there's subtitles.
You're going to watch it again. Aren't you? AREN'T YOU?! NO ONE CAN ESCAPE FROM SHIA LABEOUF, MMMMMUUUWWAAAAHAWHAWHAW!
Seriously though, the more I see of him recently the more I'd like to go for a pint with him. Just the one. You know, before it got messy. And headbutty. And homeless man chasy. And bottom pinchy. I'd go for a run with him, but he doesn't seem into the bants while in the zone.
Watch: Shia LaBeouf recounts recent arrest at 'Cabaret'. His story, of course, starts in Ireland...
