Nick Offerman is a man after our own hearts. 

We thought we liked to be cozy but let's face it we pale in comparison to a man that can write and poem about his one "true friend", firewood. 

The Parks & Recreation star even wells up a little bit towards the end, a rare candid moment. 

It's so good it's not even ruined by Jimmy Fallon's fake platitudes at the end. Beautiful? Really Jimmy? We doubt you even own a fireplace!