This is hilarious. OK, brief back story - A woman is claiming that Mila Kunis, back in the old country, pilfered her pet chicken. This act has effected her for her entire lifetime. Here's why.
Kristina Karo had moved, like Mila, from their Ukrainian village to LA to chase a career in singing. This has not panned out for her because, wait for it, "the trauma of being in Los Angeles and so close to chicken thief Mila caused her to have trouble getting rich and famous (and obtaining a green card)." So, poor Kristina has had no option but to sue Mila for $5,000.
There are a few flaws to Kristina Karo's tale. Namely she was one month old at the time of the alleged chicken theft.
Quote of the video is "Which chicken did I steal?' I apologize to this woman, who was maybe or not a month old." We'll hand you over to Mila and Ashton for the rest.
