Yeeaaah. You can tell Liam Neeson left Ireland in the 80s given he reckons St Patrick's Day is more of a "subdued" and "religious" affair. Yes. "Religious". And the four day nationwide festival is fierce subdued.

Neeson was on Kimmel a matter of hours ago to promote something or other (not Taken, for a change), and Kimmel brought up the fact that his parents went to "Iiiyorland" on Saint Patrick's Day a while back and they were a bit perplexed as no one seemed to be celebrating it. That's when Neeson interjects that we spend most of it on our knees - praying/drinking, to which Jimmy has this response...
 

Other notable highlights include Jimmy asking how Liam's hunt for a tattoo is going, 'cause he has some suggestions - namely One Direction, or a cat anus....

You're probably tired after all that excitement, so here's Liam reading a soothing bedtime story to lull you off to napland...