The internet loves when people fall off things, so can you imagine if Katy Perry had properly snotted herself off a segway? Twitter would've exploded. 

Headlines such as "Katy Perry Eats Dirt on a Segway", and "Katy Perry Falls off Segway" have been doing the rounds since, however, the below video - which Perry herself posted to Instagram - sees the singer make more of a graceful dismount before applauding the segway for winning their battle of wills.
 


See? All very tame. Twitter was very enthused regardless. 
 


And what everyone else is thinking (just me?)...

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