That headline should sound more romantic than it does, but that seems to be the brass tacks of the matter. 

Speaking on what appears to be the final instalment of Kocktails with Khloe, Kanye reveals the real reason he FINALLY got a mobile phone. To which Chrissy and Khloe declared that they forgot Kim's wedding vows to Kris "ever happened."

In the preview clip, Kanye says: "I wasn't up to anything, and I looked on the Internet, and there was Kim Kardashian with some extremely tall person, and I was like, 'I need to call her or something." So he started sending texts with photos of former basketball players, roaming around with their pants hoisted up under their armpits, captioned "THIS IS YOUR FUTURE."

And the rest, as they say, is history.