Firstly, Victoria never needed two basins of water chucked over her, she'd probably be knocked over by one, but it's understandable that all the men in her life would want to get involved - particularly since she was nominating little Cruz Beckham... Secondly - just TURN THE BLEEDIN' PHONES ON THEIR SIDE.

As for Cruz's video, he nominates Wayne Rooney, which I'm sure everyone's looking forward to. Highlights include wee Cruz bolting the length of their (MASSIVE) garden while David chirrups "Harper's turn!"

Some of the other choice videos doing the rounds in the last 24 hours include the below