There Ewan is, jovially quipping about secret zips located behind sporrans - laying out all sort of visual gems for Jimmy - while he seems to be on a five second delay. Shame.
When you think about it, a zip behind a sporran (or at least some buttons - less There's Something About Mary risk of involved) would be ingenious. That way they wouldn't have to haul up their kilt while using the toilet. I'm assuming they don't pull it down... OK, here's the question of the day - how do you use the toilet while wearing a kilt? Answers on a postcard please.
