Hey, you, under that bushel there. In case you hadn't heard, Dermot and Dave are taking over Today FM's lunchtime slot starting September 1st, and this is their first day in the office sorting out their bits and bobs for their new show. Needless to say, the have a fierce case of the 'NATIONAL' sweats, but they're feeling altogether positive about the situation - which is a wonder given the shower already in there...

You've Ray D'Arcy as the perennially disappointed teacher, Ian Dempsey the bully, Matt Cooper as the arsy principle/feckin' tour guide, Louise Duffy and Ann Gleeson as the Mean Girls, while Paul McLoone is in typically helpful form. Until he vanishes. Meanwhile, Mairead Farrell is the one who stinks out the jacks. There's always one, hah?