Yes, we're publishing two Amy Schumer posts this morning. She is, after all a "huge star, the biggest thing on the planet right now." To put it another way, she's been called "the fastest rising comedian for, like, a decade."

Other interesting facts you can expect to learn from this HILARIOUS interview is that Amy's only been papped twice (because she usually looks like 'Nell') and one of those times she believes she was mistaken for Adele. You will also see her spit out an 'Altoid', and admit to being "a lot of people's worst first dates", how "everyone wants to be inside" her, she "is a petri-dish", and how Hollywood producers basically told her to start skipping meals to lose wight for her movie, Trainwreck. Sound.