The reason the picture is so blurry is because Alfonso is moving just SO DARN FAST!
To recap just a smidge - Alfonso has been a stellar contestant on Dancing With The Stars (here he is, channeling Austin Powers' gold member) and has been teasing the audience by not unleashing his inner Carlton Banks for a number of weeks. Well, peaking too soon is never a good thing.
In saying that, he's already won the entire show. We've no idea who any of the other contestants are and, quite frankly, we don't give a damn.
By the by If this video doesn't make your face explode into a smile, you're officially half ash. Also, serious props must be issued for moving like that while swaddled in a massive cricket jumper.
