The Dictator hooks up with George Clooney's ex and then... kills her.

Yesterday I wrote a story about Sacha Baron Cohen's latest media stunt. I finished by saying 'what ever will he do next'. Well, I didn't have to wait too long for that question to be answered. Yesterday he tries to go shopping at Cannes only to fall off a camel, next thing you know he's off gallivanting on a yacht with George Clooney's ex bird, Elisabetta Canalis.

Man, I WISH I could hang out with him for a day. Imagine the antics you'd get up to! Although you'd probably not survive it.

In The Dictator's latest attention-grabbing stunt, not that he really needs to do any more for this movie, we are all now fully aware of it, the comedy actor was pictured fooling around on a yacht at Cannes with Canalis. The pair flirted, tugged at each other's knickers, drank litres of champagne, danced for all the world to see and then, being the tyrannical ruler that he is, he threw her body over board.

Admiral General Aladeen's rifle was never far from his side, nor were his stone-faced body guards and as soon as the model poked fun at his nether regions, the 'throat-slitting' signal was no doubt given to his staff and later her body was (in a body bag) f*cked off the boat.

Again, what ever will he do next!

What do you think his next stunt will be?

Caroline Foran

Story by entertainment.ie | 11:48 | Thursday 17th May 2012 | Gossip

Comments

elky

get hung, torn apart by wolves and f**k off!!!!!

Posted 11:53 | Thu 17th May 2012
Mary

Arrive in a suit like regular actors... Imagine him and Lady Ga Ga hookin up!

Posted 11:55 | Thu 17th May 2012
foodie

I reckon he'll ride a motorbike off the highest mountain range in Europe.

Posted 11:59 | Thu 17th May 2012
Cynic

Try to buy Greece for cash!

Posted 19:52 | Thu 17th May 2012
Ted

He's a genius! Would love to go on the rip with him!

Posted 09:09 | Fri 18th May 2012

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