... as any gentleman in his late 30s would, when you're propositioned by someone essentially saying "Heyoh, will yew gowoff wih me furrend?"
The 23-year-old singer - who, you may have heard, split from Harry Styles earlier this month - reportedly begged Jennifer Lawrence to set her up with her 38-year-old Silver Linings Playbook co-star at a Golden Globe Awards party on Sunday but he wasn't interested.
A source told gossip website RadarOnline: "Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor. First of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor. He thinks she's far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he's ready for something serious. It was a little awkward for Bradley. Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together. He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends. It was an ambitious move from Taylor, but she's going to have fixate on someone else as Bradley's just not that into her."
Can't imagine why, he'd be in and out of there within two months. Perfect given he's on the rebound from Zoe Saldana.