Tara Reid is a bitter bitch, and is now lowering herself to actually going into the TMZ offices and dishing the dirt on other famous folk for attention, which is all sorts of low but also? Totally digestible, so we'll listen. First on her list? Lindsay Lohan, who she is accusing her of being a 'mean drunk'.

The 'American Pie' allum clearly has so much work on her plate, finding time in her busy schedule to get dolled up and roll into the TMZ offices for a bitch-fest on camera with the entire office. Admitting that she hasn't always seen eye-to-eye with Lindsay, despite sharing the same circle of pals, Tara claims the 'Scary Movie 5' star's boozing habits have played a big part in their strained relationship. Choice quote 'We don't really like each other that much ... If I get drunk, I'm happy drunk. When she [Lindsay] gets drunk, she's just mean.'

When TMZ bring up the fact that they stalked Lindsay to the impound lot where she was collecting her car, Tara throws in some more qualified advice, saying that she thinks the time might be right for Lindsay to give up driving all together because she always gets in trouble behind the wheel.  'She should probably stop driving by now. She crashed one of my friends cars ... This girl gets chance after chance after chance after chance.'

Tara then brings us all to the root of her bitter problem, with the fact that, in her eyes, Lindsay keeps fucking up and getting second, third, fourth chances but that Tara still has her past following her. Clearly blind to the fact that it has nothing to do with her 'talent', or lack thereof. Not that we're saying Lohan deserves an Oscar, but when it comes down to it, Mean Girls is a far superior movie to anything Reid has ever done. Plus Lindsay has far more talent for playing to the press. Exhibit A: The Glitterbomb.