My ears pricked up at EVERY news bulletin yesterday declaring "Joan Collins has been arrested." Then it was followed by the slightly deflating feeling of "Aaaah, that Joan Collins." Then all mental images of Dame Joan Collins being briskly escorted into a police car with her fur stole flying were immediately quashed.

On the upside, the Joan Collins also heard of the news of her namesake's arrest, and her response is suitably fabulous. It's of Alexis Carrington quality.

Some of the best responses to Joan's tweet thus far can be seen below...
 

As for the other Joan Collins' reaction to Joan Collins' reaction...

For those interested, United Left Alliance's Collins was later released without charge.