That's what happens when you try to cart a hefty bag of weed through customs. Just ask Diana Ross.

Australia's Herald Sun reports: "The 40-year-old was detained by customs officials at the Kjetil Airport in Kristiansand, 320km south of Oslo, for drug possession and travelling with too much cash. He was taken to a police station and questioned, according to a police statement. 'He has admitted to the illegal importation and possession of a few grams of marijuana. He was issued a 12,000 kroner ($2000) fine and has been released,' a law enforcement official said. The Grammy winner was also fined $6581 for carrying $37,352 in cash, which is $33,236 above the legal limit."

And before you think - "Aaaaah, that must be Australian dollars." It's not.

Tweeting about his ordeal, he said: "They talking bout takin my $$!! That aint rite!! Norway standup 4 the biggdogg!! they makn me late 4 this adidas instore autograph signin!"

Yo makn yoself late by carriyin bout a mountain o monay and 8 gramz o' weed, man. Nice plug for Adidas all the same. 

Anyone going to the Phoenix Park to see the Dawgfather in action, enjoy the majesty of a highly functioning skunk addict.