Jaysus, everyone's got their bits out today.
Rylan Clark is in the nip in the March issue of Cosmo to raise awareness of male cancer for Everyman. So as much as we wanna say 'put it away Rylan', it's for charity so we have to let it slide. Thank God for that well placed hand though (and the nod to Dita Von Teese is quote funny).
Meanwhile, Arnold Schwarzenegger's past is coming back to haunt him once again, after an explicit photo of him 'performing a sex act' held on file by Penthouse magazine was acquired in a buy up of the late Penthouse founder Bob Guccione's storage lockers by entrepreneur Jeremy Frommer. Now YouPorn wants to buy the photo, along with the rest of the contents of the lockers, for $150k. Frommer hasn't said yet if he's willing to sell, which is totally code for 'Hey everyone, start bidding!'. Apparently the lockers also contain unpublished pics of Madonna, Laura Hutton and more. Ruh-roh, Ahnuld.