Have seagulls just suddenly realised that they're more numerous than us and are planning a Bane-esque campaign of terror to take over Ireland? Either way, those winged b*stards have attacked national treasure Bressie.

That's right - the seagulls swooped in on Mullingar's finest export since Joe Dolan and went for his head. Here's the picture in question. Ouch.

 

Bressie then told people that the seagulls left him alive to warn us all. Like in the end of Kill Bill when Uma Thurman leaves your one alive so she can tell Bill. And loads of other examples too, probably.

We're guessing they attacked Bressie out of pure spite. Not because they're disgusted with him over his back catalogue. Or the fact he was on The Voice. Or that he's from Mullingar. Or taller than us.